[ IF YOU'RE EVER IN VIRGINIA, SEE THEM. They are America's mind. ]

I'd be way sadder if you had done it on purpose! Or pissed if you got some cool afterlife deal and you got to party and stuff when all I ever got was dark and waiting, because that'd be totally unfair since everyone knows that me and Jesus need to hang out.

[ America doesn't mind the head thing at all. In fact, even though he's only barely aware of it, the gestures seems to be helping. ]