[Yessss bask in my smelly hippy glory, my Asian brethren.]

So since this is my embassy, I'll show you guys around--you already know the layout, Hong Kong, but it doesn't hurt to know it better! Okay, upstairs is my room. Canada's up there somewhere too. And a floor up is Denmark and company! There's some rooms on the first floor and some scattered throughout. Let's see which you like best!

[He is now attempting to drag both of them along the first floor hallway.]