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[The audio clicks on first, and there are some clicking noises and faint whisperings in Japanese as the man tries to get the device to work. Video turns on next, revealing the smaller Asian man as he stares down at the device with intense focus. He continues to speak in Japanese, apparently to himself.]

What is this? I've never seen anything like this before.. Who could have created something like this? And.. where is this place? Everything looks so.. dead.

[He seems to realize something and is quite obviously shocked as he nearly drops the device and backs himself into a wall.]

Is this Russia's place?! It certainly looks like something born from nuclear fallout! It must be! What has happened here?! [And then, switching to English because he currently refuses to speak Russian..] Is anyone out there?! Russia-san, if this is your doing, do not think I will take it lightly!

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Isn't it odd that they would be so generous?...

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

Maybe they think it's the least they can do?

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...an odd time for sympathy, I think.

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True. But they still do it.

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[He stays quiet this time and stands to move around the room. That is, until a question comes to mind.]

What about the monsters I've heard of? Have you had any troubles with those?

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

I got chased by one once, but I lost it. Otherwise I've been fine.

... Canada got possessed by one once.

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..It really is dangerous here, isn't it.. [Well of course it is. But realizing it multiple times over is just inevitable and depressing.]

..possessed?! That sounds more like.. a demon or evil spirit.. than the sort of monster I was thinking of.

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It's more like it killed him, used his body as a disguise and then ate America and England.

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...what?!

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

America blew it up with a rocket gun.

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...that's..

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But there are normal monsters too, that just try to eat you without stealing your body.

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Yes, it is much better that way.

[That was probably sarcasm, but Japan spoke it horribly flat.]

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[Deadpan bros, doncha know.] Definitely.

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[tru dat. he sighs a little.]

This will be interesting. [AKA why me why]

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

It's very exciting.

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That is one way of putting it..

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

There are lots of ways of putting it. That's the optimistic, naive, censored for the children way of putting it.

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I suppose it is.

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... [Kay, bored now. He's just gonna stare at you.]

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[Riiight getting stared at is fantastic. Japan moves his things (the ones he's obviously been carrying all along) to a corner before looking back to Hong Kong.]

..thank you again for your help, Hong Kong-san.

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You're welcome. It's the least I could do, making sure you're not getting eaten by monsters outside.

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Ah..yes. I'm quite grateful for that.

[He's quiet for a long moment before he speaks again.]

I will not trouble you long. In the morning, I suppose I could reconsider the second floor...

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It's up to you.

... I guess you could stay here, if you wanted.

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[Japan is weighing the pros and cons in his head. Still, he has to be polite.]

...Are you sure?

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And, um, what about Korea-san?