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Japan ([personal profile] brbmodernizing) wrote2010-04-04 06:45 pm

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[The audio clicks on first, and there are some clicking noises and faint whisperings in Japanese as the man tries to get the device to work. Video turns on next, revealing the smaller Asian man as he stares down at the device with intense focus. He continues to speak in Japanese, apparently to himself.]

What is this? I've never seen anything like this before.. Who could have created something like this? And.. where is this place? Everything looks so.. dead.

[He seems to realize something and is quite obviously shocked as he nearly drops the device and backs himself into a wall.]

Is this Russia's place?! It certainly looks like something born from nuclear fallout! It must be! What has happened here?! [And then, switching to English because he currently refuses to speak Russian..] Is anyone out there?! Russia-san, if this is your doing, do not think I will take it lightly!
starspangledhero: (GREAT SUCCESS)

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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-04-05 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
[JUST STARING AT THE VIDEO ALL UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL WHAT IS UPPPPP JAPANSKI.]

No worries, I'm already working on plans to ward off his evil!
starspangledhero: (Define "sex")

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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-04-05 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Projector? Well, I dunno, I figure it's like a two-way TV. I tried cracking it open to figure it out once but I broke the screwdriver trying.
starspangledhero: (TEAM CAPSLOCK)

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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-04-05 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Confusion face.

THEN JUST GRINNING BACK.]
starspangledhero: (So here's the plan:)

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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-04-05 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Yup! I'm from 1969! I'm really hoping you're not from WWII, because it's just inconvenient to get you guys to be my friends again a third time around.
starspangledhero: (They did WHAT to Pearl Harbor?!)

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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-04-05 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
...Oh.

[AWKWARDDDDDDDDD.]
Edited 2010-04-05 05:08 (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Calm down England!)

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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-04-05 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
It's nothing you need to worry about now! It's just some mess in the future. Like any war, it'll end, and things'll be okay again.
starspangledhero: (What doesn't kill me doesn't kill me)

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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-04-05 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[AHHHHH THIS IS NOT GUILT HE IS FEELING. SWALLOWING EMOTIONS LIKE A REAL MAN.]

Just... remember to not side with Germany and Italy. And don't mess around with China and all those islands because that's just not cool. If you get homicidal urges, just stab the communism outta Russia!
starspangledhero: (Oh my god I killed Kenny)

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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-04-05 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
It's worth a try, isn't it? Prussia said that since God gives us free will, we can do what we want. I wanna believe that.

...Right. 'Course.
starspangledhero: (Boeing 747 still dominates)

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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-04-05 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah America's not too eager to discuss what Japan does nor what he does. JUST GONNA LET IT DROP AND CHEER THE FUCK UP.]

The Marshall ones? Yeah, they're my embassy!
starspangledhero: (Default)

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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-04-05 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Sure I am! I'm the United States of America; the day I'm not awesome is the day the apocalypse comes.

I've got some room free! My embassy's filling up fast since I'm so popular, but I can save some room for you. They're all in fairly good shape, all things considered, and they're fully furnished.

[He's totally forgetting the room on the first floor that's drenched in his blood :|]
starspangledhero: (TEAM CAPSLOCK)

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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-04-05 05:52 am (UTC)(link)
I CAN HELP!

[He's already heading downstairs.]

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[identity profile] a-thousandyears.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[But all those islands all those islands all those islands all those islands all those islands all those islands all those islands]
starspangledhero: (Canada who?)

neither does this one

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-04-05 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[I FEEL LIKE THAT ENCOMPASS EVERYTHING IMPORTANT.

...YEP.

NOT MISSING ANYTHING THERE.]