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[The audio clicks on first, and there are some clicking noises and faint whisperings in Japanese as the man tries to get the device to work. Video turns on next, revealing the smaller Asian man as he stares down at the device with intense focus. He continues to speak in Japanese, apparently to himself.]

What is this? I've never seen anything like this before.. Who could have created something like this? And.. where is this place? Everything looks so.. dead.

[He seems to realize something and is quite obviously shocked as he nearly drops the device and backs himself into a wall.]

Is this Russia's place?! It certainly looks like something born from nuclear fallout! It must be! What has happened here?! [And then, switching to English because he currently refuses to speak Russian..] Is anyone out there?! Russia-san, if this is your doing, do not think I will take it lightly!

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..ah, what about Korea? Is that you, Hong Kong?

The omens... You're way too early for Halloween, you know.

...Halloween?

Hong Kong, you're here too? And Korea? ..Are you also staying in.. America's set of apartments?

Yeah, we're-

Hey, "aniki", what year is it?

..1904.

[He wants to ask why you changed languages so suddenly, but decides it's best not to.]

... I guess it could be worse.

And the year for you? I've heard of the time differences.

2009. Or, well, 2010 now.

...so far in the future.

[Sob why can't I meet someone who's behind me]

There are some people from a few hundred years back, so you're not the worst off. And in your case, it's better to be early than late.

In my case?.. Why is that?

Because I said so.

Where are you now?

...

[So many years and are you still a child whyyy.]

I have just arrived at the.. Marshall apartments..?

[Define "child".]

Oh. I guess you'll be wanting a room. [Going downstairs to the lobby/first floor/thing.]

...it seems more like I will be needing one..

...and Denmark-san said to stay away from the third floor...

Mm, just tell him you're not an Axis and he'll be fine, don't worry.

[Enters and sees you! And throws a chopstick at your head.] Hi.

..what?

[And then he notices you're there and he has to duck from flying chopsticks what is this.]

Ahh... Hong Kong-san.. [Stopped from scolding because whoa.] ...you have grown.

[Walks past Japan to pick up his chopsticks, brush them off on his shirt and then put them in his pocket. Finally turns to face him.] ... Yeah, probably. [Industrial revolutions and population surges are awesome.]

[He's watching you now, because he doesn't want to get stabbed by chopsticks. Plus, he's so.. tall now..]

In most ways...

..You stay here as well?

[A full centimeter taller than you, bro.]

Yeah, since everyone else is... Korea and I share a place.

[Trying to look tallerrrrrr sob]

..You and Korea-san?.. I see.

...

Are there not enough rooms in the place?

There are. But that guy needs someone to look after him, you know how he is. [And he was all "Hong Kong is here so I'm not lonely." at me and it was very guilt tripping.] We were somewhere else before, but then England made me move over here.

[AND GUESS WHO SHOWS UP, BOUNDING DOWN THE STAIRS.]

HI GUYS!

[And he just slings his arms around both of them ahhhh what is he.]

Ah, I suppose that makes se--ah!

[HEART ATTACK NUMBER TWO except not so much, more like a slight jump.]

Ah, America-san... You are.. fast.

[A smelly hippy, that's what he is. Hong Kong wrinkles his nose.]

Hi, America.

Voice ; Huzzah my language, I think the -san is implied then

Voice ; The say HK uses "-san" is the day he dies, but for Japan sure

Voice ; I could arrange tha-- I mean what never

Voice ; Okay suddenly noticing the Japanese and switching to Mandarin

Voice ; you're just making it difficult now

Voice ; Korean, just to prove your point

Voice ; YOUUUUU he gives up and speaks in Japanese

Voice ; Cantonese, he's not very nice.

Voice ; JAPANESE didn't England teach you gentlemanly things

Voice ; ENGLISH now that you mention it and he actually taught us all to be crooks

Voice ; okay I can go with English

Voice ; Huzzah! I win!

Voice ; that is an illusion

Voice ; No, it is fact

Voice ; there is no spoon

Voice ; there are only chopsticks and now action as well

Voice --> Action ; teacher you're so wise

Action

Action ; Ria gave the okayyyy

Action ; I saw, for I am creeper-sensei.

Action ; oh. SO WISE .D.b

Action

ACTION HI GUYS

Action WHO LET THIS GUY IN IT WASN'T ME >>

ACTION HI!!! America/Japan/HK for order?