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[The audio clicks on first, and there are some clicking noises and faint whisperings in Japanese as the man tries to get the device to work. Video turns on next, revealing the smaller Asian man as he stares down at the device with intense focus. He continues to speak in Japanese, apparently to himself.]

What is this? I've never seen anything like this before.. Who could have created something like this? And.. where is this place? Everything looks so.. dead.

[He seems to realize something and is quite obviously shocked as he nearly drops the device and backs himself into a wall.]

Is this Russia's place?! It certainly looks like something born from nuclear fallout! It must be! What has happened here?! [And then, switching to English because he currently refuses to speak Russian..] Is anyone out there?! Russia-san, if this is your doing, do not think I will take it lightly!

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Voice --> Action ; teacher you're so wise

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..what?

[And then he notices you're there and he has to duck from flying chopsticks what is this.]

Ahh... Hong Kong-san.. [Stopped from scolding because whoa.] ...you have grown.

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

[Walks past Japan to pick up his chopsticks, brush them off on his shirt and then put them in his pocket. Finally turns to face him.] ... Yeah, probably. [Industrial revolutions and population surges are awesome.]

Action ; Ria gave the okayyyy

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[He's watching you now, because he doesn't want to get stabbed by chopsticks. Plus, he's so.. tall now..]

In most ways...

..You stay here as well?

Action ; I saw, for I am creeper-sensei.

[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

[A full centimeter taller than you, bro.]

Yeah, since everyone else is... Korea and I share a place.

Action ; oh. SO WISE .D.b

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[Trying to look tallerrrrrr sob]

..You and Korea-san?.. I see.

...

Are there not enough rooms in the place?

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

There are. But that guy needs someone to look after him, you know how he is. [And he was all "Hong Kong is here so I'm not lonely." at me and it was very guilt tripping.] We were somewhere else before, but then England made me move over here.

ACTION HI GUYS

[starspangledhero]

[AND GUESS WHO SHOWS UP, BOUNDING DOWN THE STAIRS.]

HI GUYS!

[And he just slings his arms around both of them ahhhh what is he.]

Action WHO LET THIS GUY IN IT WASN'T ME >>

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Ah, I suppose that makes se--ah!

[HEART ATTACK NUMBER TWO except not so much, more like a slight jump.]

Ah, America-san... You are.. fast.

ACTION HI!!! America/Japan/HK for order?

[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

[A smelly hippy, that's what he is. Hong Kong wrinkles his nose.]

Hi, America.

ACTION I ORDERED THAT WITH A SIDE OF FRIES

[starspangledhero]

[Yessss bask in my smelly hippy glory, my Asian brethren.]

So since this is my embassy, I'll show you guys around--you already know the layout, Hong Kong, but it doesn't hurt to know it better! Okay, upstairs is my room. Canada's up there somewhere too. And a floor up is Denmark and company! There's some rooms on the first floor and some scattered throughout. Let's see which you like best!

[He is now attempting to drag both of them along the first floor hallway.]

ACTION uh sounds good to me .D.b

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[Japan is used to getting dragged around by America at this point in his time. Well... maybe "used to" is not the correct term. He glances nervously over to Hong Kong as they move before looking around.]

Ah..um.. oh..

[Yeah not much input.]

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

Doesn't Canada share with you? Korea and I are both on the first floor. [Hong Kong is less used to this, but knows enough to know that arguing with America is pointless, so he just goes along with it. Besides, it scares Japan.]

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[starspangledhero]

He did but he's kinda pissed at me but he should be moving back in soon. [He stops at a door on the first floor and points at it. Hong Kong should recognize the area from the demon event.] You don't wanna live here. Moving on!

[He stops at the room next to it and kicks the door open enthusiastically. Yes. Still holding onto HK and Japan. What is he.]

SEE? FULLY FURNISHED!

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[America why are you so loud ow. Why is Hong Kong dealing with this. Whywhywhy]

I see... yes..

[This is not helping. Maybe he could rush it.]

Ah, America-san, do you have any suggestions for a room?..

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

[Wouldn't that be 102?] America, you just broke into someone else's room. And it's too close to mine.

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[starspangledhero]

[I... actually don't know. BUT AMERICA LIKES BREAKING DOORS ANYWAY SO.] What, you want Japan to live far away from ya? But your houses are super close together!

[lol geography. America pauses and looks like he's in thought.] There's a couple down the hall from me! To the second floor?

[Already dragging you guys in that direction.]

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[Getting dragged around sigh. Japan just sort of stays quiet because. What is thisss.]

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

We're both on opposite sides of teacher, almost, America. [Is dragged!]

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[starspangledhero]

I have no idea what that means! [And he says it so cheerfully it implies that he doesn't especially care either.

Attempting to drag two people up stairs. Ahhhh this is exhausting. Fuck stairs.]

S-so, there's some rooms up here too. This floor is the best floor, right Hong Kong? Of course I'm right! I live on this floor, so it's the best!

We can practically be neighbors! Hey, you can cook, right? I get hungry sometimes at night! [RUN JAPAN RUN]

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[WHAT IS THIS MY SENSES TELL ME ABORT]

Um.. I am.. not so sure the second floor seems great.

It's...uh... a bit strange. Unsettling.. uh.. perhaps there are better rooms? Although Denmark-san said not to go on the third floor..

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

The second floor doesn't have Korea, so there's that. You don't want his food, America, he doesn't cook his fish. [And it tastes delicious AAAAH don't take my sushi from me.]

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[starspangledhero]

So no third floor and you're clearly not cool enough yet for the second floor... I guess that leaves the first!

[He finally lets go of the two of them and glaces at the stairs. Exercise nooooo.]

Well, this is my stop. HONG KONG!

[He slaps the other country on the back. Hard.] You can show Japan around, can'tcha? Since I'm the one out fishing for a girl for ya, you have the free time!

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[WAIT WHAT]

...Ah.. uh..

..Thank you for your trouble, America-san.

[What little effort you put into this. And what was that about a girl.]

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

Hey, you wanted to get me a date, it's not my fault it's taking you forever and a day.

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[starspangledhero]

That's because no one wants to date you! Anyway, I've got get rested up to fight communism with Batman. Later!

[America waves cheerfully as he head off to his room so he, and I, can sleep. NIGHT GUYS.]