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[The audio clicks on first, and there are some clicking noises and faint whisperings in Japanese as the man tries to get the device to work. Video turns on next, revealing the smaller Asian man as he stares down at the device with intense focus. He continues to speak in Japanese, apparently to himself.]

What is this? I've never seen anything like this before.. Who could have created something like this? And.. where is this place? Everything looks so.. dead.

[He seems to realize something and is quite obviously shocked as he nearly drops the device and backs himself into a wall.]

Is this Russia's place?! It certainly looks like something born from nuclear fallout! It must be! What has happened here?! [And then, switching to English because he currently refuses to speak Russian..] Is anyone out there?! Russia-san, if this is your doing, do not think I will take it lightly!

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[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

Are you alright, Япония? I know you're there!

I can hear you breathing.

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[Ignore the icon, my voice is calm and collected.]

What--

Show yourself!..

[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

[He giggles.]

You dropped what the scientists gave you! Is on the ground.

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[He just sort of stares down at it.]

Scientists?..

..Where are you! Come out now, or.. or I'll find you myself!

[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

I am nowhere near you. For now.

You should relax! And tell me why Japan is blaming me for being here.

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[He picks up the device slowly.]

..I would call it guessing rather than blaming..

...this is a minor setback. Once I discover where I am, I will get back to Korea.. and we will resume this war.

[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

Ahh, Korea! Da, I know that war quite well, comrade.

Is war I won already!

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...!

[What, no, different times doesn't mean-- nonono, I have to have won this war!]

...no! We.. are still at war!

[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

[He giggles, though he pauses, and makes a thoughtful noise.]

Funny, though... I do not remember you in the fight for Korea, comrade. Are you sure you are not mistaken? Maybe America has been forcing you to listen to his lies too much, da? Unless...

...what year did you say you were from?

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...1904.

[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

..Oh.

[He pauses again, longer this time. That war.]

How funny you are stuck in a war that becomes meaningless about 40 years later! Korea's brother lives with me in my house, and he is very happy with the life I offer him.

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[Japan is suspicious of the silence, and is a bit startled at the sudden speech again.]

No war is meaningless, Russia-san.

Perhaps you would just rather overlook it.

[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

Lots of nations are here from various times and various wars.

Even if you wish to continue the battle you left behind, I am now way more advanced than you are, being years ahead of you. If you pursue it, you will lose.

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...I will continue it only if necessary.

[He'll be watching you. And Korea. And everything you do. Like a ninja.]

..and if it is necessary, I will not lose.

[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

[Oh ho, interesting little island. :3 Making you one with me will be fun.]

Da, as you wish, Yaponeya.

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I will do what is necessary.

[gfdsgfdsg get away. Japan has no idea there's a hang up button anywhere so he's just. Hoping you'll do it for him.]

[cccpfuckyeah.livejournal.com]

[Cute nasally giggling before yeah he kind of gets bored and hangs up.]