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[The audio clicks on first, and there are some clicking noises and faint whisperings in Japanese as the man tries to get the device to work. Video turns on next, revealing the smaller Asian man as he stares down at the device with intense focus. He continues to speak in Japanese, apparently to himself.]

What is this? I've never seen anything like this before.. Who could have created something like this? And.. where is this place? Everything looks so.. dead.

[He seems to realize something and is quite obviously shocked as he nearly drops the device and backs himself into a wall.]

Is this Russia's place?! It certainly looks like something born from nuclear fallout! It must be! What has happened here?! [And then, switching to English because he currently refuses to speak Russian..] Is anyone out there?! Russia-san, if this is your doing, do not think I will take it lightly!

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In my case?.. Why is that?

Because I said so.

Where are you now?

...

[So many years and are you still a child whyyy.]

I have just arrived at the.. Marshall apartments..?

[Define "child".]

Oh. I guess you'll be wanting a room. [Going downstairs to the lobby/first floor/thing.]

...it seems more like I will be needing one..

...and Denmark-san said to stay away from the third floor...

Mm, just tell him you're not an Axis and he'll be fine, don't worry.

[Enters and sees you! And throws a chopstick at your head.] Hi.

..what?

[And then he notices you're there and he has to duck from flying chopsticks what is this.]

Ahh... Hong Kong-san.. [Stopped from scolding because whoa.] ...you have grown.

[Walks past Japan to pick up his chopsticks, brush them off on his shirt and then put them in his pocket. Finally turns to face him.] ... Yeah, probably. [Industrial revolutions and population surges are awesome.]

[He's watching you now, because he doesn't want to get stabbed by chopsticks. Plus, he's so.. tall now..]

In most ways...

..You stay here as well?

[A full centimeter taller than you, bro.]

Yeah, since everyone else is... Korea and I share a place.

[Trying to look tallerrrrrr sob]

..You and Korea-san?.. I see.

...

Are there not enough rooms in the place?

There are. But that guy needs someone to look after him, you know how he is. [And he was all "Hong Kong is here so I'm not lonely." at me and it was very guilt tripping.] We were somewhere else before, but then England made me move over here.

[AND GUESS WHO SHOWS UP, BOUNDING DOWN THE STAIRS.]

HI GUYS!

[And he just slings his arms around both of them ahhhh what is he.]

Ah, I suppose that makes se--ah!

[HEART ATTACK NUMBER TWO except not so much, more like a slight jump.]

Ah, America-san... You are.. fast.

[A smelly hippy, that's what he is. Hong Kong wrinkles his nose.]

Hi, America.

[Yessss bask in my smelly hippy glory, my Asian brethren.]

So since this is my embassy, I'll show you guys around--you already know the layout, Hong Kong, but it doesn't hurt to know it better! Okay, upstairs is my room. Canada's up there somewhere too. And a floor up is Denmark and company! There's some rooms on the first floor and some scattered throughout. Let's see which you like best!

[He is now attempting to drag both of them along the first floor hallway.]

[Japan is used to getting dragged around by America at this point in his time. Well... maybe "used to" is not the correct term. He glances nervously over to Hong Kong as they move before looking around.]

Ah..um.. oh..

[Yeah not much input.]

Doesn't Canada share with you? Korea and I are both on the first floor. [Hong Kong is less used to this, but knows enough to know that arguing with America is pointless, so he just goes along with it. Besides, it scares Japan.]

He did but he's kinda pissed at me but he should be moving back in soon. [He stops at a door on the first floor and points at it. Hong Kong should recognize the area from the demon event.] You don't wanna live here. Moving on!

[He stops at the room next to it and kicks the door open enthusiastically. Yes. Still holding onto HK and Japan. What is he.]

SEE? FULLY FURNISHED!

[America why are you so loud ow. Why is Hong Kong dealing with this. Whywhywhy]

I see... yes..

[This is not helping. Maybe he could rush it.]

Ah, America-san, do you have any suggestions for a room?..

[Wouldn't that be 102?] America, you just broke into someone else's room. And it's too close to mine.

[I... actually don't know. BUT AMERICA LIKES BREAKING DOORS ANYWAY SO.] What, you want Japan to live far away from ya? But your houses are super close together!

[lol geography. America pauses and looks like he's in thought.] There's a couple down the hall from me! To the second floor?

[Already dragging you guys in that direction.]

[Getting dragged around sigh. Japan just sort of stays quiet because. What is thisss.]

We're both on opposite sides of teacher, almost, America. [Is dragged!]

I have no idea what that means! [And he says it so cheerfully it implies that he doesn't especially care either.

Attempting to drag two people up stairs. Ahhhh this is exhausting. Fuck stairs.]

S-so, there's some rooms up here too. This floor is the best floor, right Hong Kong? Of course I'm right! I live on this floor, so it's the best!

We can practically be neighbors! Hey, you can cook, right? I get hungry sometimes at night! [RUN JAPAN RUN]

Voice ; okay I can go with English

Voice ; Huzzah! I win!

Voice ; that is an illusion

Voice ; No, it is fact

Voice ; there is no spoon

Voice ; there are only chopsticks and now action as well

Voice --> Action ; teacher you're so wise

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Action ; Ria gave the okayyyy

Action ; I saw, for I am creeper-sensei.

Action ; oh. SO WISE .D.b

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ACTION HI GUYS

Action WHO LET THIS GUY IN IT WASN'T ME >>

ACTION HI!!! America/Japan/HK for order?

ACTION I ORDERED THAT WITH A SIDE OF FRIES

ACTION uh sounds good to me .D.b

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