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Japan ([personal profile] brbmodernizing) wrote2010-04-04 06:45 pm

一 [Audio/Video]

[The audio clicks on first, and there are some clicking noises and faint whisperings in Japanese as the man tries to get the device to work. Video turns on next, revealing the smaller Asian man as he stares down at the device with intense focus. He continues to speak in Japanese, apparently to himself.]

What is this? I've never seen anything like this before.. Who could have created something like this? And.. where is this place? Everything looks so.. dead.

[He seems to realize something and is quite obviously shocked as he nearly drops the device and backs himself into a wall.]

Is this Russia's place?! It certainly looks like something born from nuclear fallout! It must be! What has happened here?! [And then, switching to English because he currently refuses to speak Russian..] Is anyone out there?! Russia-san, if this is your doing, do not think I will take it lightly!

ACTION HI!!! America/Japan/HK for order?

[identity profile] a-thousandyears.livejournal.com 2010-04-05 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[A smelly hippy, that's what he is. Hong Kong wrinkles his nose.]

Hi, America.
starspangledhero: (GREAT SUCCESS)

ACTION I ORDERED THAT WITH A SIDE OF FRIES

[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-04-06 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[Yessss bask in my smelly hippy glory, my Asian brethren.]

So since this is my embassy, I'll show you guys around--you already know the layout, Hong Kong, but it doesn't hurt to know it better! Okay, upstairs is my room. Canada's up there somewhere too. And a floor up is Denmark and company! There's some rooms on the first floor and some scattered throughout. Let's see which you like best!

[He is now attempting to drag both of them along the first floor hallway.]

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[identity profile] a-thousandyears.livejournal.com 2010-04-06 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
Doesn't Canada share with you? Korea and I are both on the first floor. [Hong Kong is less used to this, but knows enough to know that arguing with America is pointless, so he just goes along with it. Besides, it scares Japan.]
starspangledhero: (HEY ENGLAND WANNA SEE MY PLANES?!)

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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-04-06 07:01 am (UTC)(link)
He did but he's kinda pissed at me but he should be moving back in soon. [He stops at a door on the first floor and points at it. Hong Kong should recognize the area from the demon event.] You don't wanna live here. Moving on!

[He stops at the room next to it and kicks the door open enthusiastically. Yes. Still holding onto HK and Japan. What is he.]

SEE? FULLY FURNISHED!

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[identity profile] a-thousandyears.livejournal.com 2010-04-06 07:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Wouldn't that be 102?] America, you just broke into someone else's room. And it's too close to mine.
starspangledhero: (Define "sex")

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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-04-06 07:27 am (UTC)(link)
[I... actually don't know. BUT AMERICA LIKES BREAKING DOORS ANYWAY SO.] What, you want Japan to live far away from ya? But your houses are super close together!

[lol geography. America pauses and looks like he's in thought.] There's a couple down the hall from me! To the second floor?

[Already dragging you guys in that direction.]

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[identity profile] a-thousandyears.livejournal.com 2010-04-06 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
We're both on opposite sides of teacher, almost, America. [Is dragged!]
starspangledhero: (Drive on the LEFT in the UK you retard)

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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-04-06 07:42 am (UTC)(link)
I have no idea what that means! [And he says it so cheerfully it implies that he doesn't especially care either.

Attempting to drag two people up stairs. Ahhhh this is exhausting. Fuck stairs.]


S-so, there's some rooms up here too. This floor is the best floor, right Hong Kong? Of course I'm right! I live on this floor, so it's the best!

We can practically be neighbors! Hey, you can cook, right? I get hungry sometimes at night! [RUN JAPAN RUN]

Re: Action

[identity profile] a-thousandyears.livejournal.com 2010-04-06 07:51 am (UTC)(link)
The second floor doesn't have Korea, so there's that. You don't want his food, America, he doesn't cook his fish. [And it tastes delicious AAAAH don't take my sushi from me.]
Edited 2010-04-06 07:59 (UTC)
starspangledhero: (Zoloft and Paxil and Buspar and Xanex)

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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-04-06 07:59 am (UTC)(link)
So no third floor and you're clearly not cool enough yet for the second floor... I guess that leaves the first!

[He finally lets go of the two of them and glaces at the stairs. Exercise nooooo.]

Well, this is my stop. HONG KONG!

[He slaps the other country on the back. Hard.] You can show Japan around, can'tcha? Since I'm the one out fishing for a girl for ya, you have the free time!

Action

[identity profile] a-thousandyears.livejournal.com 2010-04-06 08:06 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, you wanted to get me a date, it's not my fault it's taking you forever and a day.
starspangledhero: (HEY ENGLAND WANNA SEE MY PLANES?!)

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[personal profile] starspangledhero 2010-04-06 08:08 am (UTC)(link)
That's because no one wants to date you! Anyway, I've got get rested up to fight communism with Batman. Later!

[America waves cheerfully as he head off to his room so he, and I, can sleep. NIGHT GUYS.]

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[identity profile] a-thousandyears.livejournal.com 2010-04-06 08:18 am (UTC)(link)
... [Sighs. Fine, here is some sympathy for the old man.] You can stay with us for tonight, it'll give me a break from Korea.

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[identity profile] a-thousandyears.livejournal.com 2010-04-06 08:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Don't get any ideas, though.

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[identity profile] a-thousandyears.livejournal.com 2010-04-06 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
Is Korea starts screaming, it's because he had a dream where you stole his panties. [And with that, he walks back downstairs.]

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[identity profile] a-thousandyears.livejournal.com 2010-04-06 08:41 am (UTC)(link)
[And Hong Kong leads Japan to his room, occasionally pausing to sigh dramatically before moving on.] Here we are.

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