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[The audio clicks on first, and there are some clicking noises and faint whisperings in Japanese as the man tries to get the device to work. Video turns on next, revealing the smaller Asian man as he stares down at the device with intense focus. He continues to speak in Japanese, apparently to himself.]

What is this? I've never seen anything like this before.. Who could have created something like this? And.. where is this place? Everything looks so.. dead.

[He seems to realize something and is quite obviously shocked as he nearly drops the device and backs himself into a wall.]

Is this Russia's place?! It certainly looks like something born from nuclear fallout! It must be! What has happened here?! [And then, switching to English because he currently refuses to speak Russian..] Is anyone out there?! Russia-san, if this is your doing, do not think I will take it lightly!

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[starspangledhero]

[I... actually don't know. BUT AMERICA LIKES BREAKING DOORS ANYWAY SO.] What, you want Japan to live far away from ya? But your houses are super close together!

[lol geography. America pauses and looks like he's in thought.] There's a couple down the hall from me! To the second floor?

[Already dragging you guys in that direction.]

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[Getting dragged around sigh. Japan just sort of stays quiet because. What is thisss.]

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

We're both on opposite sides of teacher, almost, America. [Is dragged!]

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[starspangledhero]

I have no idea what that means! [And he says it so cheerfully it implies that he doesn't especially care either.

Attempting to drag two people up stairs. Ahhhh this is exhausting. Fuck stairs.]

S-so, there's some rooms up here too. This floor is the best floor, right Hong Kong? Of course I'm right! I live on this floor, so it's the best!

We can practically be neighbors! Hey, you can cook, right? I get hungry sometimes at night! [RUN JAPAN RUN]

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[WHAT IS THIS MY SENSES TELL ME ABORT]

Um.. I am.. not so sure the second floor seems great.

It's...uh... a bit strange. Unsettling.. uh.. perhaps there are better rooms? Although Denmark-san said not to go on the third floor..

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

The second floor doesn't have Korea, so there's that. You don't want his food, America, he doesn't cook his fish. [And it tastes delicious AAAAH don't take my sushi from me.]

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[starspangledhero]

So no third floor and you're clearly not cool enough yet for the second floor... I guess that leaves the first!

[He finally lets go of the two of them and glaces at the stairs. Exercise nooooo.]

Well, this is my stop. HONG KONG!

[He slaps the other country on the back. Hard.] You can show Japan around, can'tcha? Since I'm the one out fishing for a girl for ya, you have the free time!

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[WAIT WHAT]

...Ah.. uh..

..Thank you for your trouble, America-san.

[What little effort you put into this. And what was that about a girl.]

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

Hey, you wanted to get me a date, it's not my fault it's taking you forever and a day.

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[starspangledhero]

That's because no one wants to date you! Anyway, I've got get rested up to fight communism with Batman. Later!

[America waves cheerfully as he head off to his room so he, and I, can sleep. NIGHT GUYS.]

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[Right then. So now Japan is looking at Hong Kong, almost pathetically. What do I doooo have some sympathy for this old man.]

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

... [Sighs. Fine, here is some sympathy for the old man.] You can stay with us for tonight, it'll give me a break from Korea.

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..Are you sure?

[As nice as it sounds to settle down and with someone he knows (even though Korea is there ohgod) for the night, Hong Kong is behaving.. well..]

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

Yeah. Don't get any ideas, though.

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..ideas?..

..Um, well, I appreciate it, Hong Kong-san.

[and then he just stands there awkwardly.]

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

Is Korea starts screaming, it's because he had a dream where you stole his panties. [And with that, he walks back downstairs.]

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[Japan just follows because he does not want to know. This is just too much, he hopes he will wake up and be back in his time. Never before had he wished to be back in a war.]

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

[And Hong Kong leads Japan to his room, occasionally pausing to sigh dramatically before moving on.] Here we are.

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[Ignoring those sighs. 8|]

..Thank you again.

[And he hesitates, then enters modestly, peeking around the room a littl-- IS THAT WALL COLLAPSED. He stares.]

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

... Out of curiosity, is there any way to control Korea?

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That is an interesting question...

My words often bring him to extremes.. But everything seems to do that..

I do not know if you would call that control.

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

I was thinking along the lines of something that would make him fit for human interaction. So no.

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Has there been trouble along those lines?..

[Probably. It was harder to avoid someone when you are stuck in a world, an apartment or even a room with them..]

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[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

I don't know, what do you think? [Starts to fiddle with the stove.] You hungry?

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It's expected..

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Ah.. [What was his name uhh] Canada-san.. was mentioning something about pancakes earlier.. Though I am not sure when he was speaking about..