Kamikaze airplanes in the sky

[Here is Japan. Not looking very amused. In fact, he looks very, very stressed. He is staring the communicator down.]

Please listen carefully as I explain this for the last time.

I am not pregnant. I am male and such a thing is impossible. ...Also, I do not need "love."

Do you comprehend? Shall I make it easier?

[He then repeats ALL of it in every voice language he knows: Japanese of course, English, French, who knows how many others-- A LOT. And THEN. He types it out in translatable text, and ends the feed.]