五 [Accidental Video]

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[The camera turns on as the device falls over a little, giving a rather interesting view of Japan, huddled in the corner of the room, papers all around him. Not just any papers-- art. They were drawn on. Filled with pictures.

Many strange pairings are scattered about in the pile. (Those are innocent, by the way. His drawings. Are not.) Not just those pictured, but obscure ones you can't even imagine. Have some Tohma/Suguru, Liz/Canada, Seifer/his gun (don't ask about that one). But, whatever you can imagine-- if Japan has spoken with you, you might be here. The more he's spoken with you, the more you seem to be included. Denmark, Tohma, and America.. I feel for you. His family.. should be used to this.

Japan doesn't seem to notice that his communicator fell over, and is smiling a little as he draws. He's not speaking to himself, but he does pause on the occasion to tap a pencil against his chin.

It's when he has just finished a nice picture of Denmark and Sweden that he notices the camera peering over his beautiful drawings. Immediately he reaches over, panic on his face, and shuts it off. MAYBE NO ONE SAW.]

(ooc: I find it necessary to be noted that while I was searching for pictures of pairings that would make the characters squirm, I found art that should never exist. Also, you need pixiv to view them all properly, sorry!)

Comments

[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

[Keeping them out of your reach and flipping through them.] How come you never let me top? I'm more seme than teacher, aren't I?

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[gdit give me those]

I would not say that either of you fit into that role.

[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

[He actually finds this shit pretty disturbing, but this is your punishment.]

... How don't I fit it? [HONESTLY CURIOUS his tsundere only applies to you so why wouldn't he top teacher ;o;]

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[Making you bottom forever because you are TINY AND RUDE. Actually, you just haven't found the Hong Kong/Sealand. And. You top Japan in fandom but HE REFUSES TO DRAW SUCH THINGS.]

...Not enough emotion.

[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

[He would actually try to kill you for that, God, Japan, you pedo.] Aren't the stoic types generally on top?

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Generally.

Your pairings don't work with it.

[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

[Waving the papers around now.] I get Korea- he's tallest- but teacher and I are pretty close in height.

... Have you drawn any of yourself?

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China-san is the father figure. The only time I would draw you on top is if I wanted to have it be unusual.

[Ohshii reaching for those dang papersss. There's no porn of himself, but we've discussed that there is cutesy AmericaJapan and probably Japan and friends somewhere.]

...No. I do not draw myself. Now return them.

Heading off to sleep.

[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

And yet you see nothing creepy about my "father" touching me in such a manner...

[Is there cutesy pics of Japan with Hong Kong tell me there is tell me he drew bb!Hong Kong being nice to him.]

My image is my own and I did not give you permission to use it. I heard you offering commissions, I could sue you for making a profit like that.

sleep welllll!

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[There most likely is, actually. Japan loves when you're nice to him. ;^;

So not even commenting on the father thing. There's UK/HK too..]

Suing me here will do nothing.

Are you finished?

[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

[Examining the pictures that aren't Korea/HK or China/HK.] Seriously though, this is- [... Japan carrying bb!Hong Kong.]


[It says something about his feelings for you that this is the picture he finds the most disturbing.]

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What? Just hand them over, ple--

[Oh.

Retracting hand slowly.]

[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

[... Hands the porn back over.] I'm keeping this one.

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[Accepts it and stares back]

W-why? Wait, Hong Kong-kun..

...

Don't destroy it. [Is that why you want to keep it. DON'T. SOB. JAPAN WILL CRY manly tears.]

[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

[Actually not going to but:] Why not? It's just paper, you've got enough drawings already.

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[Have the most pathetic look you're going to get from him for a while.]

Each drawing is special to me.

[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

... I don't want you having pictures of myself as a child. You doing filthy things with my adult image is enough, so I'm keeping this. [Ignoring the fact that you can just draw more if you're that desperate.]

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That picture is nothing like that. ... I do not see the problem.

[S-sob. Give him the nice you back.]

[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

[No, it creeps him out. And brings back bad "being kidnapped from England" memories. But also happy memories of when he liked you. Also hope for the future~*~*~

This picture is much more complicated than the artist intended for it to be.] It's weird.

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[A frown. An attempt at words. Fail. And then, a sigh.]

Think what you will. I simply ask that you do not destroy it.

[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

[Folds it up and puts it in his pocket.] Fine.

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[Didya catch that small sigh of relief.]

..Thank you.

[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.


... But seriously, how can you think this stuff is normal?

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...

It is not as if I intended for it to be out in the open.

[a-thousandyears.livejournal.com]

Keeping it private doesn't make it any less weird. Now, I know everyone needs some kind of... release. But when it's people you know... Your brothers... It's all rather disturbing and probably something you need to talk over with a therapist.