五 [Accidental Video]

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[The camera turns on as the device falls over a little, giving a rather interesting view of Japan, huddled in the corner of the room, papers all around him. Not just any papers-- art. They were drawn on. Filled with pictures.

Many strange pairings are scattered about in the pile. (Those are innocent, by the way. His drawings. Are not.) Not just those pictured, but obscure ones you can't even imagine. Have some Tohma/Suguru, Liz/Canada, Seifer/his gun (don't ask about that one). But, whatever you can imagine-- if Japan has spoken with you, you might be here. The more he's spoken with you, the more you seem to be included. Denmark, Tohma, and America.. I feel for you. His family.. should be used to this.

Japan doesn't seem to notice that his communicator fell over, and is smiling a little as he draws. He's not speaking to himself, but he does pause on the occasion to tap a pencil against his chin.

It's when he has just finished a nice picture of Denmark and Sweden that he notices the camera peering over his beautiful drawings. Immediately he reaches over, panic on his face, and shuts it off. MAYBE NO ONE SAW.]

(ooc: I find it necessary to be noted that while I was searching for pictures of pairings that would make the characters squirm, I found art that should never exist. Also, you need pixiv to view them all properly, sorry!)

Comments

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Ah.. so what would you like to speak about now?

[brbmodernizing]

Any topic is fine, really. ... Ah, though, you have met Korea-san before, correct?

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Mm, I've spoken with aniki.

[brbmodernizing]

How about Russia-san. Have you met him?

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Ah... If I have it wasn't a lot conversation at all.

[brbmodernizing]

It is best that way.

I was merely wondering if you had noticed any interaction between the two. I hope to avoid that. That is all.

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Ah, I'm afraid I've only noticed him harassing people with his perversions.

[brbmodernizing]

Ah, that's good.

...

Eh, that he has not spoken to Russia-san, I mean.

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

I wonder if I'm not attractive enough.

[brbmodernizing]

Excuse me? Not attractive enough for what?

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

He never throws his perversions at me. Perhaps I should feel self conscious?

[brbmodernizing]

..You should feel grateful.

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Ah... [ Looks away in fake depression; honestly he doesn't care]

[brbmodernizing]

[Ffff Japan is going to regret taking you seriously one day]

I-I think you are attractive!

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Ah, do you?

[brbmodernizing]

Yes! Truly!

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

Ah, thank you.

[brbmodernizing]

Of course.

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

I live in such a kind country.

[brbmodernizing]

There is no need to flatter me.

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

I am just being honest.

[brbmodernizing]

[Just a humble bow. He can only deny praise for so long]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

[ GUESS WHOS GETTING HAIR RUFFLES AGAIN]

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[A FACE PROBABLY LIKE THIS]

[moarcowbell.livejournal.com]

[ Finds that adorable but stops] An old man like me never knows when to quit. I apologize.