二 [Video]

[brbmodernizing]

[The camera clicks on, and there's a very focused Japan before he realizes the light has flashed on and bows his head a little. He's sitting in his room, hands now on his lap politely.]

Um, is this working? It seems to be...

Hello, everyone. Oh, um, I am the country of Japan, for those who have not met me. ..I hope I am not troubling anyone.. but it seems that failure to use these devices results in... rather unsettling shocks. That, and.. I wanted to properly learn how to use this device. It's so strange... so small, how can it do all of these things...

If you do not consider it a waste of time, perhaps those of you that have been here longer than I could answer a few questions?

Um, I suppose simple conversation is welcomed as well, if anyone is interested in that. It would at least... provide practice for using this device, as well as company.

Thank you all for your time..!

[Another little bow, and he ends the feed.]

Comments

[kongeriget]

Yep. And most of their English sucks.

[brbmodernizing]

That is something I can deal with.

[kongeriget]

Teach them English.

[brbmodernizing]

..I suppose I could always try. But so many people... ah..

Also, I do not know if my English is at a high enough level..

[kongeriget]

... What else do ya speak.

[brbmodernizing]

..these days, I try to learn most languages in order to better involve myself in world affairs.

Mostly I am aiming to improve my English..

[kongeriget]

Aren't ya supposed to be older than me? And ya only speak two languages?

[brbmodernizing]

Um.. you see, I am an island nation, and lived in isolation from most of the world for a very long time...

I am still trying to... learn about other countries.

[kongeriget]

I know that. Holland used to tell me about how he'd visit ya.

[brbmodernizing]

Yes, Holland-san..

...

Also, I speak more than two languages. Various Asian languages, mostly..

[kongeriget]

He's one of my best friends! Yer friends with him too, right? We have a friend in common!

I don't! I can speak yer language and that's it for Asia!

[brbmodernizing]

Yes, I am. Although he is quite forceful..

Ah, you know some Japanese, Denmark-san?

[kongeriget]

Yep. I'm fluent from practicing here. [ His entire economy is based on exports and no one speaks Danish, so he's good at picking up languages. If he realized this was unusual, he'd brag. ]

Japanese

[brbmodernizing]

That's really amazing. I wish I was so quick to pick up languages!

[He switched to Japanese so he could hear it ohoho]

Japanese

[kongeriget]

It's not hard at all! Maybe yer just slow!

[ So his accent is thick as hell, and he uses a really weird mix of slang and formal and dialect and ibaraki-ben, but he's understandable. ]

Japanese

[brbmodernizing]

[Ffffft Japan has probably heard worse. Every day. But it still impresses him that Denmark has learned to communicate in it.]

I, um.. try my best.

Japanese

[kongeriget]

Try harder! I learned to speak this in four months, so I'm expecting ya to speak Danish by my birthday.

Japanese

[brbmodernizing]

4 months?!?!

... ah.. what..?!

.....um...when is your birthday?

Japanese

[kongeriget]

June 5th.

Japanese

[brbmodernizing]

[Thoughts: THAT IS FAR TOO SOON!!!]

Ah, Denmark-san, that is a little.. extreme.

Japanese

[kongeriget]

[ SPOILERS: he's trolling ]

Of course not! Put some effort in!

Japanese

[brbmodernizing]

[Sad truth: Japan is so trollbait]

I really do not think I can learn so quickly! Who else speaks Danish here..?!

Japanese

[kongeriget]

Nor. Finn. Sve. Germany. ...I wonder if England still understands Norse? So are ya just gonna give up without trying! Hvilken slags menneske er at! I believe in ya!

Japanese 1/2

[brbmodernizing]

...

Um.. I...

Japanese 2/2

[brbmodernizing]

Very well, I will try my best!!